My girlfriend pisses in her jeans and then I piss on her

He could have sat on her and peed his pants on her

I have a real sexy friend and I want to do this with her

...) Yes I know I forgot the second bracket below...Hereby done lol...And You Sir, You owe me a Danish sentence...Gimme a naughty one like: "Granny, please let me drink your piss" Don`t use google translater, I will know immediately. Use Your brain and Queens Danish please...

To commenter below. THANK YOU. I`m a Danish guy, and I don`t know/recall every IRREGULAR ENGLISH VERB. Now tell me; can You write a DANISH sentence without looking in a wordbook??? Not? - I can write Danish, German and English, but there will be a little mistake every now and then as I don`t use a wordbook...Oh Your OWN sentence...Can You find Your own mistake??? Not? OK after a COLON You need a CAPITOL LETTER...So the word "try" should be "Try"...
Oooops. lol...(No hard feelings; the irregular verb "to wind" is hereby burnt into my memory, thanks again...

To comment number five: try going back to school and learn proper Queens English. The word you're looking for is wound not winded!!!

I wish she was MY girlfriend. We be doing this kind of thing every day. her on me. Me on her

Stupid girl, idiot guy. They just get it wrong.: 1. Pantypissing is boring. 2. Good guys don`t piss on girls. 3. Guys are supposed to beg to drink ladypiss, directly from the source, or from a glass; whatever she decides. So they basically do every thing wrong here... (And no; I did NOT watch this video, except that I winded forward to see if my comment was correct. The vid was PAUSED as I winded)

what happens next?

This Mod can´t stop fooling us...
Tee-shirt? Pee-shirt!

F'ing fabulous video. Would luv to see her piss herself then get pissed on by several guys at one. But excellent anyway.

Reminds me of my sister.